Amy Isikoff Newell @amynewell Okay, first of all, I am not going bald. Well, rather, there is absolutely zero objective evidence that I am going bald. No excessive clumps of hair in the bathtub drain. When I look at photos of myself (which there are, naturally, a lot of, since apparently a large part of my creative energy now goes to boot-forward fashion selfies on an instagram account largely followed by women who know me and men who are really, really into boots), there is no difference in how my hair looks now vs. how it looked three weeks ago, when I was not convinced I was going bald. People who touch my hair a lot also confirm that I still have an awful lot of hair. So that’s the objective truth of the matter.